2010年2月24日 星期三

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今早收到一個email,精彩!

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AMEN, Bill Gates - AMEN!!!!!!!!

Love him or hate him, he sure hits the nail on the head with this!

Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a High School about 11 things they did not and will not learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically correct teachings created a generation of kids with no concept of reality and how this concept set them up for failure in the real world.

Rule 1 : Life is not fair - get used to it!
-- I KNOW THAT.THANKS TO YOU.

Rule 2 : The world doesn't care about your self-esteem. The world will expect you to accomplish something BEFORE you feel good about yourself.

Rule 3 : You will NOT make $60,000 a year right out of high school. You won't be a vice-president with a car phone until you earn both.

Rule 4 : If you think your teacher is tough, wait till you get a boss.
-- THANKS TOO.

Rule 5 : Flipping burgers is not beneath your dignity. Your Grandparents had a different word for burger flipping: they called it opportunity.
-- OK.WHAT WOULD PARENTS SAY IF I GO FLIPPING BURGERS NOW? WHO THE HECK DEFINED FLIPPING BURGERS AS BENEATH OUR DIGNITY.WHOEVER IT IS.I AM CERTAIN IT IS NOT US.

Rule 6 : If you mess up, it's not your parents' fault, so don't whine about your mistakes, learn from them.

Rule 7 : Before you were born, your parents weren't as boring as they are now. They got that way from paying your bills, cleaning your clothes and listening to you talk about how cool you thought you were. So before you save the rain forest from the parasites of your parent's generation, try delousing the wardrobe in your own room.

Rule 8 : Your school may have done away with winners and losers, but life HAS NOT. In some schools, they have abolished failing grades and they'll give you as MANY TIMES as you want to get the right answer. This doesn't bear the slightest resemblance to ANYTHING in real life.

Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

Rule 10 : Television is NOT real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.

Rule 11 : Be nice to nerds. Chances are you'll end up working for one.
-- BE NICE TO ASSHOLES TOO.

If you agree, pass it on.
If you don't agree stick your head in the sand and take a deep breath!

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一個享盡富貴的老闆,跟你說你不要期望享盡富貴啊,是不是有點搞笑?

當然,他說的是真理,因為Life 曾經對他fair後,他就用實際行動令後世都不能享有fair的Life.他一定沒錯.

一言以蔽之,唔係含家產,唔好學人做老闆.講完.

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  1. Rule 9 : Life is not divided into semesters. You don't get summers off and very few employers are interested in helping you FIND YOURSELF. Do that on your own time.

    ...dxx~~真係你老闆...>.<...
    睇完篇o野...覺得返工真係好灰~~
    我都係時候諗o下重返校園o既計劃啦~~~~~~

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  2. 重返校園裝備自己,日後回辦公室就可以河蟹我們的下屬.你說爽不爽?!

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