愚人節，連周公都要開我玩笑！
1 我在自己的blog裡寫了一點東西，內容大概是分析某公司前景的。我收到一個email，compliance department 問我，Ant in Office這個blog是不是我的。夢中我原本打算睡覺了，可是還是不放心，夢裡的我決定起身查查stock watch list，那公司明明已經除名了呀，我也不再是insider了吧。Compliance dept 隨即補上一個email，說我的blog被當局看到了，所以著他們警告我，下次不要再犯。臨時法通過了，一天是insider，一世都是insider。我扎醒了。然後想起，對了，我很少在blog裡做投資分析的。嚇死人o羊。
Btw，那不是紅籌。而是...哎，不說了。因為它在現實中是在stock watch list 上的。
2 醒了一會想再睡（現實中），不久後我在夢裡卻身處包機飛機場，看見一個牌，上面寫著接待各國元首的禮節級別，原來各國元首要來強國開國際會議。出奇的是，北韓的禮節級別是“national”，菲律賓的卻是“district"。我在夢裡說，”下？？？“旁邊有個警察，名叫陳淑萍，她說，”梗係啦！大部分香港人已經搬左去菲律賓，念在血濃於水份上，中國當左菲律賓係自己人架啦。“
在夢裡，我把這件事寫了在blog裡（just like now）。沒多久，有個陌生人按鐘，說是他們單位想請我去飲咖啡。我說，你單位？A室呀？他說，吾係o個種單位呀，扮白癡呀o靚仔？！我又扎醒了，在現實中寫下了這個entry。
我要再去睡了。周公呀周公，吾好再玩啦好吾好？！？！！？！？！
2011年7月14日 星期四
2011年5月14日 星期六
How easy it is to lose money in Cov
We just had one day to spend in Coventry, I decided to take my sis to Leamington.
Was a Sunday. Arrived at Rootes bus station at 15:15. Looked at timetable and found that we missed the 15:12 bus. Next bus will arrive at 16:12.
Sister wanted to go to Tesco to see if there is anything British she could buy as a souvenir. To Tesco we went. Then we caught the 16:07 bus from Tesco to Leamington via Warwick Uni.
Outside Rootes, the bus broke down. In other words, we successfully travelled from Tesco to Warwick Uni for 1.6 pounds EACH. As I got off the bus, Mr. Adeel and Mr. Haroon at the station asked me, what on earth did you do to our bus? We can't go out now!
As the next bus will arrive at 17:12, we decided to take a taxi to Leamington. The taxi took off. I noticed that the meter wasn't on. I asked the driver, "Hello? Your meter isn't on?"
Driver said, "What? We agreed on 20 pounds!"
1. He never mentioned 20 pounds.
2. We never said any word apart from "Leamington" and "Parade" to this taxi driver.
3. As far as experience tells me, going to Leam ISN'T 20 pounds.
I said, no I can't do 20 pounds. At most 15.
Driver showed us a list saying "Coventry Taxi Driver Association". "According to this list I should have charged 28 pounds to Leamington. I'm just charging you 20 and you agreed. All the drivers at the station heard you."
1. If the right price is 28 why are you charging me 20?
2. Again, I never agreed to 20.
3. Even if the true price on the meter turns out to be 28, for the sake of not wanting this dodgy guy earn my money, I said,
"Let us out. I'm not going now."
"Fine, but the minimum charge is 2.8 pounds. Pay me 2.8 pounds and I can let you off here."
I prolly should have called the police but I wonder if any police will deal with this on a Sunday afternoon. So we paid 2.8 pounds and went back to the taxi stand to take another taxi.
Total money spent: 3.2 pounds for the bus and 2.8 pounds for the dodgy taxi = 6 pounds
Total achieved: getting horridly pissed off
P.S. Taxi from Rootes to Leam finally took me another 16 pounds.
Was a Sunday. Arrived at Rootes bus station at 15:15. Looked at timetable and found that we missed the 15:12 bus. Next bus will arrive at 16:12.
Sister wanted to go to Tesco to see if there is anything British she could buy as a souvenir. To Tesco we went. Then we caught the 16:07 bus from Tesco to Leamington via Warwick Uni.
Outside Rootes, the bus broke down. In other words, we successfully travelled from Tesco to Warwick Uni for 1.6 pounds EACH. As I got off the bus, Mr. Adeel and Mr. Haroon at the station asked me, what on earth did you do to our bus? We can't go out now!
As the next bus will arrive at 17:12, we decided to take a taxi to Leamington. The taxi took off. I noticed that the meter wasn't on. I asked the driver, "Hello? Your meter isn't on?"
Driver said, "What? We agreed on 20 pounds!"
1. He never mentioned 20 pounds.
2. We never said any word apart from "Leamington" and "Parade" to this taxi driver.
3. As far as experience tells me, going to Leam ISN'T 20 pounds.
I said, no I can't do 20 pounds. At most 15.
Driver showed us a list saying "Coventry Taxi Driver Association". "According to this list I should have charged 28 pounds to Leamington. I'm just charging you 20 and you agreed. All the drivers at the station heard you."
1. If the right price is 28 why are you charging me 20?
2. Again, I never agreed to 20.
3. Even if the true price on the meter turns out to be 28, for the sake of not wanting this dodgy guy earn my money, I said,
"Let us out. I'm not going now."
"Fine, but the minimum charge is 2.8 pounds. Pay me 2.8 pounds and I can let you off here."
I prolly should have called the police but I wonder if any police will deal with this on a Sunday afternoon. So we paid 2.8 pounds and went back to the taxi stand to take another taxi.
Total money spent: 3.2 pounds for the bus and 2.8 pounds for the dodgy taxi = 6 pounds
Total achieved: getting horridly pissed off
P.S. Taxi from Rootes to Leam finally took me another 16 pounds.
2011年3月26日 星期六
Is it a guy thing or is it just me?
It's a friendly game. It's at noon in the scorching sun. It's just a 4-on-4 game. It's a mini pitch. There's nothing official whatsoever.
Why would you lecture your own cohort for slacking off in a silly football game?
Why would you tease someone, nonstop, that he has two left legs because his shots are far away from being on target?
Why would you moan about injury every time you missed a goal when you had a golden chance?
Why would you even say "I want us to win" when nobody is even keeping track of the score?
Is it the guys' obsessions about victory that I just don't have?
Frankly, though, I think you should be more mature.
Why would you lecture your own cohort for slacking off in a silly football game?
Why would you tease someone, nonstop, that he has two left legs because his shots are far away from being on target?
Why would you moan about injury every time you missed a goal when you had a golden chance?
Why would you even say "I want us to win" when nobody is even keeping track of the score?
Is it the guys' obsessions about victory that I just don't have?
Frankly, though, I think you should be more mature.
2011年1月31日 星期一
Harry Potter and the Lost Train
This is a magical place indeed.
1. Ms. Anna has a meeting the next day so we decided to take a late night train home. She checked twice on the UK National Rail website, there is a train from London Euston to Coventry is 22:50.
2. It was 22:30. We rushed our way out of International Hall and RAN to London Euston. Very quickly Ms. Anna purchased her tickets through the ticket machine. It was 22:47. I rushed to see which platform our train is on. There is no sign of any train to Coventry.
3. We probably missed the train. We approached the information counter to ask when is the next train.
4. Guy from the information counter said, "No more train. The last train was gone at nine something." "What? But the website says there is a train at eleven something!"
5. Guy from the information counter said, as a matter-of-factly, "It's wrong." "What's wrong? The website?" "Yea. It's wrong. This is England. You have to check and double check." As if anything would change if I checked it three times?
6. "Then can I get a refund? If there's no train how come the machine would sell me a ticket that's valid only for today?" "You come here tomorrow morning and get a refund at platform 10. They are closed now."
7. Truly honoured to experience this great moment. Is there anything to trust on this land? Not even the website? Had no choice but to stay overnight at our friend's place.
8. Next morning we arrived at Platform 10 for the refund. Lady, "Why didn't you come here for a refund yesterday?" "The guy upstairs said you're closed by then." "What guy?" "Information counter." "What time?" "Around 22:50, probably?" "We are not closed at that time. Why didn't you come here for a refund?" "The guy told us you were closed!" "No we cannot give you a refund for a ticket of yesterday."
Well well.
1. Ms. Anna has a meeting the next day so we decided to take a late night train home. She checked twice on the UK National Rail website, there is a train from London Euston to Coventry is 22:50.
2. It was 22:30. We rushed our way out of International Hall and RAN to London Euston. Very quickly Ms. Anna purchased her tickets through the ticket machine. It was 22:47. I rushed to see which platform our train is on. There is no sign of any train to Coventry.
3. We probably missed the train. We approached the information counter to ask when is the next train.
4. Guy from the information counter said, "No more train. The last train was gone at nine something." "What? But the website says there is a train at eleven something!"
5. Guy from the information counter said, as a matter-of-factly, "It's wrong." "What's wrong? The website?" "Yea. It's wrong. This is England. You have to check and double check." As if anything would change if I checked it three times?
6. "Then can I get a refund? If there's no train how come the machine would sell me a ticket that's valid only for today?" "You come here tomorrow morning and get a refund at platform 10. They are closed now."
7. Truly honoured to experience this great moment. Is there anything to trust on this land? Not even the website? Had no choice but to stay overnight at our friend's place.
8. Next morning we arrived at Platform 10 for the refund. Lady, "Why didn't you come here for a refund yesterday?" "The guy upstairs said you're closed by then." "What guy?" "Information counter." "What time?" "Around 22:50, probably?" "We are not closed at that time. Why didn't you come here for a refund?" "The guy told us you were closed!" "No we cannot give you a refund for a ticket of yesterday."
Well well.
2011年1月24日 星期一
Was a pretty lousy day
Wanted to wake up early so I could go to Tesco to buy a knee support for my injured knee. Ended up waking up at 11:20 but I had to take off at 12 for a game in Birmingham at 12. Just wanted to grab some cereal for breakfast but my milk went bad before the expiry date so I had to throw the lot into the bin. Had to beg my still-sleeping friend for bananas but apparently wasn't enough to support a 90-minute game without substitutes. And OH the bloody muddy pitch! It slanted so we actually had to run uphill in a football game (unheard of isn't it?!) and the pitch was so muddy it looked like farmland just harvested yesterday. Felt like running in a swamp. And I sprained both ankles in the first half so apparently there's no reason for limping but honestly I couldn't really run. Turns out my right ankle is worse than my left and my right knee is feeling worse. Now finally, I think I should stay off sports for at least a week.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
2010年10月22日 星期五
Making magic out of nothing
我知道，講Santander已經講到厭了。我承諾今天講完以後不會再提Santander。
話說我戶口開了3個禮拜，debit card還是沒收到。昨天到櫃面查詢，他們說，噢，我們收到很多類似的投訴呢。然後說，等到禮拜5吧，禮拜5還是沒收到，我就重新order一張，送來這裡然後你來拿。不過要多等10個工作天。
我等好了。豈料下午有個很愉快的人打來：
Voice: Hi there, this is xx from Santander Bank. Guess what I found!
Me: Huh?
Voice: I found your card! It’s here!
Me: …
散會後到分行拿卡。
Me: Hi guys…
Guy: Sorry, we’ve sold your card on Ebay. You’ll have to bid for it now.
Me: Look, I’m worth millions out there, if you had sold me on Ebay you would have resigned already. Now where’s the goddamn card?
老味，這堆蛋散還好意思跟我說笑！英國人向來以其幽默感自豪，現在我知道原因了，如果一個人沒有幽默感的話，在英國生活是一定會爆炸的。
等卡途中，有個男孩子來到counter，徐徐說：I’ve opened an account with you some weeks ago, but I still haven’t received my card…
我忍不住笑，counter內的蛋散跟我說：It’s not funny. 我跟旁邊那可憐的男孩說，I know exactly how you feel. Cheers.
我跟同學說，其實我開始有點不明白為甚麼我們會在一個management如此差勁的地方學management。
＊
截至前天，開學這麼久，我一堂都沒走過，曾經跟我一起讀undergrad的朋友應該明白，這事值得寫進Guinness Book of Records。不過昨天的POM lecture，我終於忍不住表露真我個性，簽完名走堂去。但見左邊同學篤iphone右邊同學篤ipod touch，左左邊同學已經不知所終，其餘同學打喊露，不走就有鬼了。
看看那powerpoint，”Definitions of leadership and influence from the dictionary”???
有時真的很佩服英國佬，怎麼總是可以由無野炮製成一大堆說話／廢話，然後跟你收錢。Lecture如是，consultancy如是，尼斯湖水怪如是。我有一個新的career aspiration，就是炮製出一個新的concept，然後以WBS 舊生的身份回來give lecture，連場租都省了。
Making magic out of nothing。為甚麼人家可以是國際教育中心，為甚麼香港不可以？因為香港人，你們太均真，連騙飯吃也特別均真。同意否？
＊
鯰魚越門而過，港人創意無限：
《李禱文》
我們在中環的超人，
願人都尊你的姓為李。
願李的國降臨，
願李的旨意行在香港，
如同行在長實。
我們日用的物品，
百佳買給我們。
免李家的稅，
如同我們免窮人的福利。
不叫我們遇到風球，
救我們脫離黑雨。
因為住屋、電力、交通，全是李的，
直到永遠。
話說我戶口開了3個禮拜，debit card還是沒收到。昨天到櫃面查詢，他們說，噢，我們收到很多類似的投訴呢。然後說，等到禮拜5吧，禮拜5還是沒收到，我就重新order一張，送來這裡然後你來拿。不過要多等10個工作天。
我等好了。豈料下午有個很愉快的人打來：
Voice: Hi there, this is xx from Santander Bank. Guess what I found!
Me: Huh?
Voice: I found your card! It’s here!
Me: …
散會後到分行拿卡。
Me: Hi guys…
Guy: Sorry, we’ve sold your card on Ebay. You’ll have to bid for it now.
Me: Look, I’m worth millions out there, if you had sold me on Ebay you would have resigned already. Now where’s the goddamn card?
老味，這堆蛋散還好意思跟我說笑！英國人向來以其幽默感自豪，現在我知道原因了，如果一個人沒有幽默感的話，在英國生活是一定會爆炸的。
等卡途中，有個男孩子來到counter，徐徐說：I’ve opened an account with you some weeks ago, but I still haven’t received my card…
我忍不住笑，counter內的蛋散跟我說：It’s not funny. 我跟旁邊那可憐的男孩說，I know exactly how you feel. Cheers.
我跟同學說，其實我開始有點不明白為甚麼我們會在一個management如此差勁的地方學management。
＊
截至前天，開學這麼久，我一堂都沒走過，曾經跟我一起讀undergrad的朋友應該明白，這事值得寫進Guinness Book of Records。不過昨天的POM lecture，我終於忍不住表露真我個性，簽完名走堂去。但見左邊同學篤iphone右邊同學篤ipod touch，左左邊同學已經不知所終，其餘同學打喊露，不走就有鬼了。
看看那powerpoint，”Definitions of leadership and influence from the dictionary”???
有時真的很佩服英國佬，怎麼總是可以由無野炮製成一大堆說話／廢話，然後跟你收錢。Lecture如是，consultancy如是，尼斯湖水怪如是。我有一個新的career aspiration，就是炮製出一個新的concept，然後以WBS 舊生的身份回來give lecture，連場租都省了。
Making magic out of nothing。為甚麼人家可以是國際教育中心，為甚麼香港不可以？因為香港人，你們太均真，連騙飯吃也特別均真。同意否？
＊
鯰魚越門而過，港人創意無限：
《李禱文》
我們在中環的超人，
願人都尊你的姓為李。
願李的國降臨，
願李的旨意行在香港，
如同行在長實。
我們日用的物品，
百佳買給我們。
免李家的稅，
如同我們免窮人的福利。
不叫我們遇到風球，
救我們脫離黑雨。
因為住屋、電力、交通，全是李的，
直到永遠。
2010年10月20日 星期三
低科技之歌
上個禮拜去了一個IT&Communications Specialist Overview，嘗試著了解IT行業到底是甚麼一回事，結果全軍覆沒。除了因為講者聲線沈悶，還是因為他沒有解釋過許多的jargons，e.g. spectrum，non-linear consumption，linear consumption，blah blah。講座完了，簡單跟同學說了一句“Can't“。I just can't。
唯一真的記住的是講座中播放的一段youtube。
不知道為甚麼，看完以後我的感覺不是驚歎，不是欣喜，而是心寒。
話說片裡應用的就是所謂cloud computer科技，現在已經在develop，所以並不是天馬行空。2019好快到，我們會像Mission Impossible裡面的人凌空撥兩撥就看到電腦的東西？會閱讀Harry Potter報紙（紙上有動畫）？會吃飯途中突然篤篤飯檯覆email?
這樣下去，我總是覺得人類的四肢會全都萎縮掉。
昨天再接再厲，去了一個forum（剛好避過了fire drill），講者是Capgemini的傢伙，說的還是網絡科技帶來的轉變。我唯一明白的是，轉變會越來越快，越來越快，越來越快，越來越快。
而我，仍然在拒絕用iphone，拒絕24小時篤篤貢。如此老土，我應該很快會被社會淘汰吧？
＊
一 開始 天下未大亂
一 定是 出事在人類太向前
科 技是 威力大又利便
人 於 是手腳漸變短做運動氣 喘
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 卻要反
想 像是 給電玩局限住
通 話是 用網名互贈 兩個字
而親 密是 早沒落 舊玩意
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 會覺得 太麻煩
誰明 做盡些 也快些 到極限
yeah yeah yeah yeah
科 技是 沒有真 做任何事
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 會覺得 太麻煩
誰明 做盡些 也快些 到極限
yeah yeah yeah yeah
為何用 電動的 數碼的 更浪漫
人 為什麼 約去街都 怕麻煩
懷念 技術低 創意高的 向後站
yeah yeah yeah yeah
是我想話我好慢
但我享受我不凡
是我想話我好慢
但我享受我不凡
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 會覺得 太麻煩
無人願 畫畫畫 作作詩 我示範
yeah yeah
為何用 電動的 數碼的 更浪漫
人 為什麼 約去街都 怕麻煩
懷念 技術低 創意高的 向後站
yeah yeah yeah yeah
＊
都說十月是災難月。背部受傷了！
唯一真的記住的是講座中播放的一段youtube。
不知道為甚麼，看完以後我的感覺不是驚歎，不是欣喜，而是心寒。
話說片裡應用的就是所謂cloud computer科技，現在已經在develop，所以並不是天馬行空。2019好快到，我們會像Mission Impossible裡面的人凌空撥兩撥就看到電腦的東西？會閱讀Harry Potter報紙（紙上有動畫）？會吃飯途中突然篤篤飯檯覆email?
這樣下去，我總是覺得人類的四肢會全都萎縮掉。
昨天再接再厲，去了一個forum（剛好避過了fire drill），講者是Capgemini的傢伙，說的還是網絡科技帶來的轉變。我唯一明白的是，轉變會越來越快，越來越快，越來越快，越來越快。
而我，仍然在拒絕用iphone，拒絕24小時篤篤貢。如此老土，我應該很快會被社會淘汰吧？
＊
一 開始 天下未大亂
一 定是 出事在人類太向前
科 技是 威力大又利便
人 於 是手腳漸變短做運動氣 喘
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 卻要反
想 像是 給電玩局限住
通 話是 用網名互贈 兩個字
而親 密是 早沒落 舊玩意
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 會覺得 太麻煩
誰明 做盡些 也快些 到極限
yeah yeah yeah yeah
科 技是 沒有真 做任何事
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 會覺得 太麻煩
誰明 做盡些 也快些 到極限
yeah yeah yeah yeah
為何用 電動的 數碼的 更浪漫
人 為什麼 約去街都 怕麻煩
懷念 技術低 創意高的 向後站
yeah yeah yeah yeah
是我想話我好慢
但我享受我不凡
是我想話我好慢
但我享受我不凡
原來是 做慢些 更細心 更浪漫
人 為什麼 會覺得 太麻煩
無人願 畫畫畫 作作詩 我示範
yeah yeah
為何用 電動的 數碼的 更浪漫
人 為什麼 約去街都 怕麻煩
懷念 技術低 創意高的 向後站
yeah yeah yeah yeah
＊
都說十月是災難月。背部受傷了！
2010年10月14日 星期四
Guys, why am I paying you?
OK, I'm seriously pissed. It's 1am in the night and for the sake of speed I'll write in English. I've been browsing through the websites of all those investment banks out there trying to find out the deadlines for applications, and there I find there are a hell lotta employer presentations in Rootes building in October that we have never heard of within the walls of WBS.
12th Oct Credit Suisse (which I already missed)
14th Oct Citi
18th Oct RBS
19th Oct Finance job fair
21st Oct Morgan Stanley
25th Oct Rothschild
27th Oct Barcap
These were all found on the Warwick University Careers Centre website (which, by the way, is extremely user unfriendly), but never found on wbscareers.
Two possibilities:
1. WBS assumed MBA to-be graduates are utterly not interested in investment banking (what the hell?)
2. WBS expected MBA to-be graduates to be proactive and look for the information themselves, and NOT telling us about those events is part of our training (well what could I say, what the hell?)
I'm not paying you all that money just for unlimited coffee doses, for goodness sake.
12th Oct Credit Suisse (which I already missed)
14th Oct Citi
18th Oct RBS
19th Oct Finance job fair
21st Oct Morgan Stanley
25th Oct Rothschild
27th Oct Barcap
These were all found on the Warwick University Careers Centre website (which, by the way, is extremely user unfriendly), but never found on wbscareers.
Two possibilities:
1. WBS assumed MBA to-be graduates are utterly not interested in investment banking (what the hell?)
2. WBS expected MBA to-be graduates to be proactive and look for the information themselves, and NOT telling us about those events is part of our training (well what could I say, what the hell?)
I'm not paying you all that money just for unlimited coffee doses, for goodness sake.
2010年10月13日 星期三
Brits and pieces (4)
先旨聲名，本entry絕無種族歧視之意，只是想陳述事實。
1.
話說HSBC UK有一個服務叫‘HSBC Passport’，是方便將要來英國的外國人申請，聲稱會speed up the process，落地3－5天內就會辦妥所有手續。為求快捷，我在香港的時候已經申請了，資料都填妥以後system說1－2星期內會給我一個email confirmation。過了兩個月了，這個confirmation還是不見。
2.
反正campus內沒有HSBC，我申請Santander好了，貪其不用排隊。護照都帶了，但沒有student status confirmation就不可以開戶口。原來不是學生就不配有銀行戶口？！我是英國公民啊，如果不是學生但要申請綜援的話點算？！
3.
申請的時候，有一個細路招呼我。問他graduate account 跟student account有甚麼分別，他說要問問。問他savings account息率幾多，他說要問問。回來答我，如果savings過了某個benchmark，就有2.5％息。那benchmark多小？他說要問問。
4.
身上沒錢了，debit card又未到，唯有到counter拿。忘了帶passport，他不讓我拿錢算正常。第二天帶了passport，他卻說我沒帶confirmation letter不可以拿錢。所謂confirmation letter不過爛鬼紙一張，你吾比我掉左？帶埋passport都拿不到錢我真是聞所未聞。吵了一輪終於拿到，不過就一肚氣。
5.
要交學費了。登入，竟然看見due today的學費是整個MBA的tuition fee。老味，連已經交了的deposit都沒扣掉，昆我呀？！
6.
雪櫃終於沒有leftover，今天跟同學去University House canteen吃lunch。拿著chicken tikka wrap，付了款，我問老伯，可以幫我加熱嗎？老伯說，'I'm sorry, no, we only heat up paninis." 我指著chicken tikka wrap 的包裝，寫著“serve hot or cold"。"If you can't heat that up, that would be awfully misleading, no?" 老伯慌了，指著老娘說，"She'll ask for you." 老娘拿著wrap到hot food counter，有人告訴她，原來用來加熱panini的爐也可以用來加熱wrap啊。所以老娘就把wrap放進去加熱，卻太陶醉弄她的熱朱古力，結果我的wrap焦了。
第一世界國家，第三世界服務。唉。
*
十月是傳統的災難月。災難好像還沒有（touchwood不會有吧），但心情不太好是真的。
1.
話說HSBC UK有一個服務叫‘HSBC Passport’，是方便將要來英國的外國人申請，聲稱會speed up the process，落地3－5天內就會辦妥所有手續。為求快捷，我在香港的時候已經申請了，資料都填妥以後system說1－2星期內會給我一個email confirmation。過了兩個月了，這個confirmation還是不見。
2.
反正campus內沒有HSBC，我申請Santander好了，貪其不用排隊。護照都帶了，但沒有student status confirmation就不可以開戶口。原來不是學生就不配有銀行戶口？！我是英國公民啊，如果不是學生但要申請綜援的話點算？！
3.
申請的時候，有一個細路招呼我。問他graduate account 跟student account有甚麼分別，他說要問問。問他savings account息率幾多，他說要問問。回來答我，如果savings過了某個benchmark，就有2.5％息。那benchmark多小？他說要問問。
4.
身上沒錢了，debit card又未到，唯有到counter拿。忘了帶passport，他不讓我拿錢算正常。第二天帶了passport，他卻說我沒帶confirmation letter不可以拿錢。所謂confirmation letter不過爛鬼紙一張，你吾比我掉左？帶埋passport都拿不到錢我真是聞所未聞。吵了一輪終於拿到，不過就一肚氣。
5.
要交學費了。登入，竟然看見due today的學費是整個MBA的tuition fee。老味，連已經交了的deposit都沒扣掉，昆我呀？！
6.
雪櫃終於沒有leftover，今天跟同學去University House canteen吃lunch。拿著chicken tikka wrap，付了款，我問老伯，可以幫我加熱嗎？老伯說，'I'm sorry, no, we only heat up paninis." 我指著chicken tikka wrap 的包裝，寫著“serve hot or cold"。"If you can't heat that up, that would be awfully misleading, no?" 老伯慌了，指著老娘說，"She'll ask for you." 老娘拿著wrap到hot food counter，有人告訴她，原來用來加熱panini的爐也可以用來加熱wrap啊。所以老娘就把wrap放進去加熱，卻太陶醉弄她的熱朱古力，結果我的wrap焦了。
第一世界國家，第三世界服務。唉。
*
十月是傳統的災難月。災難好像還沒有（touchwood不會有吧），但心情不太好是真的。
2010年8月10日 星期二
罪惡之城（二）
“本公司決定把律師L君推出去擋子彈， we have no further comments for tonight."
話雖如此，還是差不多9點才走。File野file到懵左。話說，Intern仔無野做，我點了Intern仔幫我file correspondence。這是瑣碎的，卻不是無聊的，因為眾人真的經常會翻開來看。不過Intern仔可能是名校仔脾氣吧（喇沙仔們請告訴我，他像你們嗎？），看來是厭棄其無聊瑣碎，做到甩甩漏漏核核突突。你都無野做，唯一叫你做的，卻這麼簡單都做不好。喇沙仔5點半逃之夭夭，結果我自己file都無o甘慢，搞下搞下又9點。
近來有朋友很受蠢＋衰下屬困擾，她問我怎麼應對。其實，實話實說就好了。o羊叫teamwork?每個團隊總有donkey work，邊個做？o吾係你做o吾通我做？浪費時間？我頂你個肺o吾浪費你的時間o吾通應該浪費我的時間？
今天上榜，肥了5磅。明天再戰printer，是個定力大作戰。如果我可以忍住不吃零食不玩那裡的咖啡機，應該會進入limbo state。祝我好運。
＊
在GYM裡播的，竟然是郭富城的《我為何讓妳走》。
仍然是這街中的四周 仍然是這夜晚空氣在浮
騎著電單車的黑皮褸 懷念妳那雙手
從來沒有飲品祇有酒 迎著夜雨淚更爽快地流
從來沒發誓一生永久 還是會心傷透
我為何讓妳走 一走了妳永遠再不回頭
然後我像跌入洪溝 誰也沒法拯救
我為何讓妳走 祇因妳說妳有妳的自由
無奈我為妳易放而難收 從此飄於世間像夢遊
尋覓著妳蹤跡一再走 才明白這是個廣闊地球
誰人在這夜輕捉妳手 誰在吻妳的口
誰曾話過相戀想永久 人便定要讓愛的有自由
然而就這夜竟分了手 誰為我心補救
：）
話雖如此，還是差不多9點才走。File野file到懵左。話說，Intern仔無野做，我點了Intern仔幫我file correspondence。這是瑣碎的，卻不是無聊的，因為眾人真的經常會翻開來看。不過Intern仔可能是名校仔脾氣吧（喇沙仔們請告訴我，他像你們嗎？），看來是厭棄其無聊瑣碎，做到甩甩漏漏核核突突。你都無野做，唯一叫你做的，卻這麼簡單都做不好。喇沙仔5點半逃之夭夭，結果我自己file都無o甘慢，搞下搞下又9點。
近來有朋友很受蠢＋衰下屬困擾，她問我怎麼應對。其實，實話實說就好了。o羊叫teamwork?每個團隊總有donkey work，邊個做？o吾係你做o吾通我做？浪費時間？我頂你個肺o吾浪費你的時間o吾通應該浪費我的時間？
今天上榜，肥了5磅。明天再戰printer，是個定力大作戰。如果我可以忍住不吃零食不玩那裡的咖啡機，應該會進入limbo state。祝我好運。
＊
在GYM裡播的，竟然是郭富城的《我為何讓妳走》。
仍然是這街中的四周 仍然是這夜晚空氣在浮
騎著電單車的黑皮褸 懷念妳那雙手
從來沒有飲品祇有酒 迎著夜雨淚更爽快地流
從來沒發誓一生永久 還是會心傷透
我為何讓妳走 一走了妳永遠再不回頭
然後我像跌入洪溝 誰也沒法拯救
我為何讓妳走 祇因妳說妳有妳的自由
無奈我為妳易放而難收 從此飄於世間像夢遊
尋覓著妳蹤跡一再走 才明白這是個廣闊地球
誰人在這夜輕捉妳手 誰在吻妳的口
誰曾話過相戀想永久 人便定要讓愛的有自由
然而就這夜竟分了手 誰為我心補救
：）
2010年8月5日 星期四
罪惡之城
今周殺死了好多棵樹。罪過罪過。
＊
經常覺得，相比trader而言，corp fin是一個很pussy的職業。瑣瑣碎碎，但又唔做唔得，煩到爆。所以，做corp fin的人也得比較pussy才頂得順。(不過當然，律師更pussy。)
鐵鏈男有以下特性：
1.他手字好工整，好靚（多數男生的字都像麥兜）
2.他檯頭整潔，文件都疊得妥妥當當，像這樣：
一疊一疊，且層與層之間必然成直角
而不是這樣:
這是我的。
3.他不看世界盃。
4.他穿casual wear喜暴露心口。
5.他穿了耳窿。
6.他會為了令髮型更full更有volume而電攣髮。
7.他笑的時候會用手／文件掩著咀巴。
8.他接近四張，單身。
肥仔說我也不是第一個八卦他的性取向，不過無論如何，他可以確認鐵鏈男是一個好人。呢點我同意既，雖然係比較煩。
佢：應該係the Chinese market 定係the China market? the China market 就一定指中國市場，但係the Chinese market可以係指中國人的市場bor...
我：成個business section出現左好多次。
佢：咁你點睇？
我：我淨係想話比你知，呢個字出現左好多次。
佢：咁如果要global change...
我：呢個字真係出現左好多次。
佢：但係...
我：維持現狀最好。信我啦。
*
一切災難，就在互信崩潰的一刻開始。
因為不信任company lawyer，我老闆說要把招股書拿回來自己渣番fit。
因為不信任company lawyer，sponsor's lawyer起勢的對company lawyer的東西提出質疑。Sponsor's lawyer提出的質疑卻是7的，把trademark的日期由對改到變錯。
因為也不信任sponsor's lawyer，我拿起risk factors與business section逐句驗屍。
因為驗屍，我發現business section內的資料與valuation report的資料互相矛盾。
因為不信任valuer，所以我翻查房產証，發現唔見左幾張。
因為無意見到Tricor與Computershare同時間出現在同一版內，所以也信不過how to apply for shares的 section。
因為有人把almost串成alomost，把clothing for babies串成clothing for bapes，所以不信任printer。
因為不信任printer，所以中文版也看。因為看了中文版，所以發現"撚度測試儀"之奇句仍在。因為中文版實在唔見得人，我諗，我會不會禮拜六日都要番工？！
=.=||||||||||||||||
＊
經常覺得，相比trader而言，corp fin是一個很pussy的職業。瑣瑣碎碎，但又唔做唔得，煩到爆。所以，做corp fin的人也得比較pussy才頂得順。(不過當然，律師更pussy。)
鐵鏈男有以下特性：
1.他手字好工整，好靚（多數男生的字都像麥兜）
2.他檯頭整潔，文件都疊得妥妥當當，像這樣：
一疊一疊，且層與層之間必然成直角
而不是這樣:
這是我的。
3.他不看世界盃。
4.他穿casual wear喜暴露心口。
5.他穿了耳窿。
6.他會為了令髮型更full更有volume而電攣髮。
7.他笑的時候會用手／文件掩著咀巴。
8.他接近四張，單身。
肥仔說我也不是第一個八卦他的性取向，不過無論如何，他可以確認鐵鏈男是一個好人。呢點我同意既，雖然係比較煩。
佢：應該係the Chinese market 定係the China market? the China market 就一定指中國市場，但係the Chinese market可以係指中國人的市場bor...
我：成個business section出現左好多次。
佢：咁你點睇？
我：我淨係想話比你知，呢個字出現左好多次。
佢：咁如果要global change...
我：呢個字真係出現左好多次。
佢：但係...
我：維持現狀最好。信我啦。
*
一切災難，就在互信崩潰的一刻開始。
因為不信任company lawyer，我老闆說要把招股書拿回來自己渣番fit。
因為不信任company lawyer，sponsor's lawyer起勢的對company lawyer的東西提出質疑。Sponsor's lawyer提出的質疑卻是7的，把trademark的日期由對改到變錯。
因為也不信任sponsor's lawyer，我拿起risk factors與business section逐句驗屍。
因為驗屍，我發現business section內的資料與valuation report的資料互相矛盾。
因為不信任valuer，所以我翻查房產証，發現唔見左幾張。
因為無意見到Tricor與Computershare同時間出現在同一版內，所以也信不過how to apply for shares的 section。
因為有人把almost串成alomost，把clothing for babies串成clothing for bapes，所以不信任printer。
因為不信任printer，所以中文版也看。因為看了中文版，所以發現"撚度測試儀"之奇句仍在。因為中文版實在唔見得人，我諗，我會不會禮拜六日都要番工？！
=.=||||||||||||||||
2010年8月1日 星期日
坐在printer等死
廿個人聚會來討論招股書，你係真唔係呀！各方無非為了晒馬。我們連intern都出動了，贏了個馬鼻。傾呀傾，傾完我老細話唔使理個客講咩，我地話要寫的就照寫。咁我地坐咁多個鐘做乜野？
另，零食來得太隨手了。很惡毒。
踏入6月以來我少了寫blog。因為辦公時間真係有野要做，股票都唔得閒睇。另，開會時本是寫blog良機，但intern仔nonstop o及我MSN及facebook，真係有少少想盅佢。
＊
對中文稿其實真係幾搞笑。鐵鏈男大聲朗讀招股書，我都仁至義盡，圈住叫他不要朗讀下去。
我：撚雀個撚？
方力申：撚雀你都識，你真係鬼馬。
note: 英文是yarn twist tester。
＊
’你唔係entertain佢呀嘛？！’
係啦，其實我都唔係好知點解仲要entertain佢... =_=
另，零食來得太隨手了。很惡毒。
踏入6月以來我少了寫blog。因為辦公時間真係有野要做，股票都唔得閒睇。另，開會時本是寫blog良機，但intern仔nonstop o及我MSN及facebook，真係有少少想盅佢。
＊
對中文稿其實真係幾搞笑。鐵鏈男大聲朗讀招股書，我都仁至義盡，圈住叫他不要朗讀下去。
我：撚雀個撚？
方力申：撚雀你都識，你真係鬼馬。
note: 英文是yarn twist tester。
＊
’你唔係entertain佢呀嘛？！’
係啦，其實我都唔係好知點解仲要entertain佢... =_=
2010年7月26日 星期一
考CFA，猶如倒錢落海
如題。
同樣係3粒字母
MBA
CFA
LLB
邊樣最易拿到手？
其實我覺得應該放棄，偏偏又考BAND10，叫人欲斷難斷。哎。
Btw I rather enjoy being called a sor gwa :)
同樣係3粒字母
MBA
CFA
LLB
邊樣最易拿到手？
其實我覺得應該放棄，偏偏又考BAND10，叫人欲斷難斷。哎。
Btw I rather enjoy being called a sor gwa :)
2010年6月5日 星期六
2010年5月11日 星期二
2010年4月22日 星期四
對公司秘書一問
No offense,其實我想問...
成功找出一個 comment mark 了出來,你們是不是會覺得很high的?
話說...
有份announcement原定昨日2時前要upload 上聯交所,所以整個早上(及之前那晚)各大parties都忙著proofread,mark mark mark mark 個不亦樂乎.起初大家看見number 錯,grammar錯等等當然應該comment,可是至到早上,mark的comment開始越來越離譜,包括"a"改"the","Mr." 改"Messrs.","邀約"改"要約".我方見勢色唔對,拿拿聲send email說1時後所有comments我們都不會再理會.
豈料...
老細宣布延後announcement upload時間至收市後.
不得了.各大Comp. Sec.又開波,mark mark mark mark 個不亦樂乎.Mark 完再mark.Mark極都仲有.同一個comment,4大comp.sec.各執己見,有人說不能只寫director,要寫明是那一類director,有人說這很多餘.我說,你們個個都多餘.Announcement最尾都會說明誰是哪類director,真有心看不會不知道,為甚麼還要花心神去想要寫還是不寫?!
如是者到了6點.4大comp. sec. 其中一sec. 問我,wei,究竟其他party comment完未架?語氣像是怪責她們太麻煩.我心想,我終於找到知音了!我說,我會send email說明6點半後的comment我全都不會理會的.
職場上,果然是沒有朋友的.3秒後...
那個sec.很愉快的說,"好!O甘我轉個頭比多轉comments你!"
所以我想,mark comment與細想mark 甚麼comment的過程中,她們應是很有快感的.高潮嘛,大概是要等announcement真正出街才到吧...
待announcement出街後,我還要把markup copy forward 給証監.那份announcement給不下於20個人輪姦完再番O卓,已經mark得體無完膚.我真的不知道,要"confirm to the Executive that no material changes have been made to the announcement"這句話,我真寫得出嗎?...
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題外話,証監見我們的announcement延期再延期,不禁打來扭計,"你都唔係即刻出既,做乜尋晚要我地特登留低清你個announcement wor!"
從她的語氣,我可以想像電話另一端那位Katrina應該是扁著嘴的.
哎,你有幾可要OT O到7點啊,睇開D啦妹妹...呵番呵番...
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呀姐請假,今日我決定乜Q都唔做.電話唔接,comment唔理,乜野都話唔關我事.
結果,某Comp. Sec.又有comment,找不著呀姐,又被我狠狠耍走了,竟然desperate得想找我秘書幫她改announcement.我心想,wei,秘書又會識得改announcement啦.個announcement都無限期延遲o各,你還趕甚麼?!
同埋我秘書今日都放假.
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愛是恆久忍耐
愛是永不止息
shitty work 亦然.
成功找出一個 comment mark 了出來,你們是不是會覺得很high的?
話說...
有份announcement原定昨日2時前要upload 上聯交所,所以整個早上(及之前那晚)各大parties都忙著proofread,mark mark mark mark 個不亦樂乎.起初大家看見number 錯,grammar錯等等當然應該comment,可是至到早上,mark的comment開始越來越離譜,包括"a"改"the","Mr." 改"Messrs.","邀約"改"要約".我方見勢色唔對,拿拿聲send email說1時後所有comments我們都不會再理會.
豈料...
老細宣布延後announcement upload時間至收市後.
不得了.各大Comp. Sec.又開波,mark mark mark mark 個不亦樂乎.Mark 完再mark.Mark極都仲有.同一個comment,4大comp.sec.各執己見,有人說不能只寫director,要寫明是那一類director,有人說這很多餘.我說,你們個個都多餘.Announcement最尾都會說明誰是哪類director,真有心看不會不知道,為甚麼還要花心神去想要寫還是不寫?!
如是者到了6點.4大comp. sec. 其中一sec. 問我,wei,究竟其他party comment完未架?語氣像是怪責她們太麻煩.我心想,我終於找到知音了!我說,我會send email說明6點半後的comment我全都不會理會的.
職場上,果然是沒有朋友的.3秒後...
那個sec.很愉快的說,"好!O甘我轉個頭比多轉comments你!"
所以我想,mark comment與細想mark 甚麼comment的過程中,她們應是很有快感的.高潮嘛,大概是要等announcement真正出街才到吧...
待announcement出街後,我還要把markup copy forward 給証監.那份announcement給不下於20個人輪姦完再番O卓,已經mark得體無完膚.我真的不知道,要"confirm to the Executive that no material changes have been made to the announcement"這句話,我真寫得出嗎?...
***
題外話,証監見我們的announcement延期再延期,不禁打來扭計,"你都唔係即刻出既,做乜尋晚要我地特登留低清你個announcement wor!"
從她的語氣,我可以想像電話另一端那位Katrina應該是扁著嘴的.
哎,你有幾可要OT O到7點啊,睇開D啦妹妹...呵番呵番...
***
呀姐請假,今日我決定乜Q都唔做.電話唔接,comment唔理,乜野都話唔關我事.
結果,某Comp. Sec.又有comment,找不著呀姐,又被我狠狠耍走了,竟然desperate得想找我秘書幫她改announcement.我心想,wei,秘書又會識得改announcement啦.個announcement都無限期延遲o各,你還趕甚麼?!
同埋我秘書今日都放假.
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愛是恆久忍耐
愛是永不止息
shitty work 亦然.
2010年4月20日 星期二
2010年4月12日 星期一
爆
過去幾日好燥，燥到blog都無心機寫。腎上腺素嚴重爆錶。
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長假期，過得很開心。
長假期後就知道，原來長假期是很大鑊的。
長假期內，肯定無人做野，但老闆們硬是有種錯覺，認為長假期令他們"無左幾日"。因此，長假期後就一定要把所有工作都趕趕趕趕到呀媽都唔認得。
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趕的結果，係我老早約左人睇drama要放飛機，仲要係7:45開場7:30我執袋走先同我講唔准走O個隻(真係真係唔好意思...)。
以下email speaks for itself:
"Dear Carmen,
I write this email with no offence but to share with you my work tips because I have found various times that I need your support and you are not available. This should not be the case.
I will not normally engage myself for leisure except absolutely necessary especially when I know there are 3 jobs coming together. And I think you do know that I let u go as much as I can. 江门 trip is just a recent example. Actually by the time we need to decide who to go, I was really thinking of being able to clear the announcement before the holiday and I had to deal with it myself. Even with that in mind, I still decided to let you go, because I think you need some exposure other than those from me.
Thinking in the same way, if I m not available to Wartin for those times he needs me, imagine how work can be done, right? To avoid this situation in the future, I suggest that you don’t engage yourself in the workdays when there are several jobs on hand at the same time unless very necessary.
This is not any criticism or blame I wish to highlight, but this shows that you are already important to my team on big jobs after such a long time working and training together. Enjoy your drama tonight.
Best regards,"
總之，有announcement出你都可以去睇陳奕迅，因為你的leisure is absolutely necessary，我的drama就唔係。
總之，公司要派個人dun入江門，係我跪求你比我去，你可憐我唔夠exposure先批准我去。
總之，你以為無人記得老闆有幾多次搵你搵唔到變左搵我做野（仲要係短週星期６）。你又以為無人記得你遲到１１點先番工，exchange唔比client停牌搵你又搵唔到，結果我settle左件事你番到來呢單野你問都唔問。
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至於今日點解燥？
1. 個８婆10分鐘內send3個email比instruction我做野。另加電話不計其數。
2. 個８婆催催貢。
3. 個８婆lunch time 時叫醒我幫佢做野。
My lunch time is mine, goddammit!
3個project兩個跟８婆做，之前一知道已經心諗大檸樂。
同grade junior同事呢個時候選擇請假回鄉，果真醒目仔。
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題外話：
人燥開底，真係連打波都特別燥。
波掂對方棍出界，騎呢球證判short corner我都算，我只不過細細聲講左句："明明佢打出界wor..."
騎呢球證同我講乜？"如果你係男仔，我比牌你tim 呀!"
勁想衝埋去鬧佢：
"你咪比牌我lor,我無撞人無leg ball無犯規你鍾意比牌咪比牌lor,乜有Ｊ同無Ｊ有分別架咩？"
癡線。
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長假期，過得很開心。
長假期後就知道，原來長假期是很大鑊的。
長假期內，肯定無人做野，但老闆們硬是有種錯覺，認為長假期令他們"無左幾日"。因此，長假期後就一定要把所有工作都趕趕趕趕到呀媽都唔認得。
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趕的結果，係我老早約左人睇drama要放飛機，仲要係7:45開場7:30我執袋走先同我講唔准走O個隻(真係真係唔好意思...)。
以下email speaks for itself:
"Dear Carmen,
I write this email with no offence but to share with you my work tips because I have found various times that I need your support and you are not available. This should not be the case.
I will not normally engage myself for leisure except absolutely necessary especially when I know there are 3 jobs coming together. And I think you do know that I let u go as much as I can. 江门 trip is just a recent example. Actually by the time we need to decide who to go, I was really thinking of being able to clear the announcement before the holiday and I had to deal with it myself. Even with that in mind, I still decided to let you go, because I think you need some exposure other than those from me.
Thinking in the same way, if I m not available to Wartin for those times he needs me, imagine how work can be done, right? To avoid this situation in the future, I suggest that you don’t engage yourself in the workdays when there are several jobs on hand at the same time unless very necessary.
This is not any criticism or blame I wish to highlight, but this shows that you are already important to my team on big jobs after such a long time working and training together. Enjoy your drama tonight.
Best regards,"
總之，有announcement出你都可以去睇陳奕迅，因為你的leisure is absolutely necessary，我的drama就唔係。
總之，公司要派個人dun入江門，係我跪求你比我去，你可憐我唔夠exposure先批准我去。
總之，你以為無人記得老闆有幾多次搵你搵唔到變左搵我做野（仲要係短週星期６）。你又以為無人記得你遲到１１點先番工，exchange唔比client停牌搵你又搵唔到，結果我settle左件事你番到來呢單野你問都唔問。
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至於今日點解燥？
1. 個８婆10分鐘內send3個email比instruction我做野。另加電話不計其數。
2. 個８婆催催貢。
3. 個８婆lunch time 時叫醒我幫佢做野。
My lunch time is mine, goddammit!
3個project兩個跟８婆做，之前一知道已經心諗大檸樂。
同grade junior同事呢個時候選擇請假回鄉，果真醒目仔。
*******************************
題外話：
人燥開底，真係連打波都特別燥。
波掂對方棍出界，騎呢球證判short corner我都算，我只不過細細聲講左句："明明佢打出界wor..."
騎呢球證同我講乜？"如果你係男仔，我比牌你tim 呀!"
勁想衝埋去鬧佢：
"你咪比牌我lor,我無撞人無leg ball無犯規你鍾意比牌咪比牌lor,乜有Ｊ同無Ｊ有分別架咩？"
癡線。
2010年3月29日 星期一
垃圾律師樓! (2)
我只係想問一句:
你柒少一陣得唔得?!?!?!?!?!
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事件五:
某target有一大股東一小股東,垃圾律師說,為了更全面的disclosure,應該把小股東的身份也寫在announcement上.
一個慣性出份只有6頁紙的statement of interests 的律師跟我說這番話,只有兩個可能性:
1.他終於修心養性大省大悟,決心要做場好戲
2.他屎忽痕
你猜是前者還是後者?
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事件六:
客來電,說EGM要修改Share Option Scheme.
因為律師2月的時候,把1%寫成0.1%,可是股東大會通過了.
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說回事件五，我想讀者們應該不難猜到答案？
這一趟，甚至不是我寫錯他沒COMMENT。
這次是他寫錯。小股東的身份錯了。小股東去年12月把股權賣給別人了。律師看不到，因為賣股權的資料寫在register of members的最右邊，大概因為不是放在中間，他看不到。
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這垃圾真厲害，他把金融世界的秩序完全打亂，可謂禮樂崩壞。
長久以來，財務顧問跟律師的關係都是"我賴屎你抆屎"的關係。
我不知道為甚麼我這幾天不只要抆自己的屎，還要抆人家的屎。
我知道，你收的是討飯一般的價錢，但真正的乞丐不會有張合約說要給他十皮野的，你就不要那麼乞兒好不好？
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還是那句，若要得別人尊重，請先尊重你自己。
你柒少一陣得唔得?!?!?!?!?!
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事件五:
某target有一大股東一小股東,垃圾律師說,為了更全面的disclosure,應該把小股東的身份也寫在announcement上.
一個慣性出份只有6頁紙的statement of interests 的律師跟我說這番話,只有兩個可能性:
1.他終於修心養性大省大悟,決心要做場好戲
2.他屎忽痕
你猜是前者還是後者?
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事件六:
客來電,說EGM要修改Share Option Scheme.
因為律師2月的時候,把1%寫成0.1%,可是股東大會通過了.
*************************************
說回事件五，我想讀者們應該不難猜到答案？
這一趟，甚至不是我寫錯他沒COMMENT。
這次是他寫錯。小股東的身份錯了。小股東去年12月把股權賣給別人了。律師看不到，因為賣股權的資料寫在register of members的最右邊，大概因為不是放在中間，他看不到。
*************************************
這垃圾真厲害，他把金融世界的秩序完全打亂，可謂禮樂崩壞。
長久以來，財務顧問跟律師的關係都是"我賴屎你抆屎"的關係。
我不知道為甚麼我這幾天不只要抆自己的屎，還要抆人家的屎。
我知道，你收的是討飯一般的價錢，但真正的乞丐不會有張合約說要給他十皮野的，你就不要那麼乞兒好不好？
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還是那句，若要得別人尊重，請先尊重你自己。
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